Category Archives: Humor

“Survivor” Texas Style

Due to the popularity of the “Survivor” shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, “Survivor, Texas-Style.” The contestants will all start in Dallas , then drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio , over to Houston and down … Continue reading

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When your friends have to much time on there hands

My friend found this.  Now we just need to build one for the next Buffett parking lot party! Gas Powered La-Z-Boy At Oshkosh Flyin 2005 from Hafast on Vimeo.

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Definition of Political Correctness

“Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an  unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by  the clean end” R. J. Wiedemann LtCol. USMC Ret.

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Its Grilling Time

As every Southerner knows, come spring it will be time to get ready for that all-important cooking technique of the south — outdoor grilling! I have just found out there are several stores (not just in the South) where you … Continue reading

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The Sunscreen Song

A friend had a little comment on facebook about sunscreen and it reminded me of this.

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Just thought this was funny

 

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IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here’s how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that’s playing 5. When you go to a new question, … Continue reading

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Christmas Gift Wrapping

This is the time of year when we think back to the very first Christmas, when the Three Wise Men went to see the baby Jesus and according to the Book of Matthew, unto Him gifts; gold, frankincense, and myrrh. These … Continue reading

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The Parrot

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had  a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s’ mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.  John tried and tried … Continue reading

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Disturbing Wildlife Trend

Anticipating a sweeping Democratic Party victory in the November elections, animals that were formerly self-sufficient are already modifying their behavior to take advantage of what they expect to be a new set of societal norms in the next four to … Continue reading

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